Doi

An 80's term, relative to the phrase "no sh*t" also refering to a dunce or someone who is very stupid. the word "no" is usually added as no doi!

Johnny's station wagon is cool.
No Doi you tard.
or

Is Johnny's wagon retro? Doi of course it is, you frigg'n idiot!

by rtreverend May 31, 2009

Doi

Something you say when doing something retarded.

Tom:Hey, wanna see somethin' cool?
Josh:*sigh* Whatever...
Tom:*walks up wall* Doi!
Josh:Why do I hang out with you?

by CompletelyRetarded June 28, 2010

Doi

Doi; (dōy); n

a small version of a doider. A reference to the abdomen or stomach, regardless of size up to a certain point where the doi then becomes a doider.

Also an adequate alternative for: dude, guy, grub

"those lawn doi's cut grass pro nuff."

"she's cute, but she's got a bit of a doi on her."

by Dirty danchez June 29, 2009

Doi

An exclamation used when someone you are talking to is/ has said/ done something stupid or pathetic, esp. West of Scotland/Glasgow

Girl 1: "Oh my god the Barbie song is amazing!"
Girl 2: "Doi!"

by laul at starkid September 12, 2008

Doi

The expression of ones confusion towards another, or towards a confusing situation.

He just called my mom a hoe , doi ?
My mom took my juul away, doi?
My dad just ripped the bong, doi?

by Auxcordgod October 03, 2018

Doi

Referring to anything negatively or describing a fellow human, like replacing the words; 'bad' 'discusting' 'sh*t' or 'annoying' ...ect...

'Her new haircut is doi man'
'That party was so doi i left well early'
'She smells like she scrubs doi on her body! its discusting'

by BBQfun August 19, 2011

Doi

An Asian with a big heart and a small penis, also refereed to as sargent slits (because of his eyes) a great friend who is never at a loss for words, always looking for the next big thing to try and shoot himself up the food chain of life... likes to prey on the younger females as he has a better chance with someone who doesn't know any better, creepiness aside all in all a great friend, super smart, and a diehard at anything he does...

Dude 1: look at her with him, he has to be at least 4 grades above her
Dude 2: that dudes a Doi

by da_ginger2 August 10, 2009