boobs

the big amazing looking objects that girls have, everyone likes to look at them, and when your listening to a speech that your girlfreind is saying, you can look at these till its over, meanwhile all you have to do is nod your head and say "uhuh"

guy*stares at her basketball sized boobs"
girl" blah blah blah blah blah blah... are you listening to me"
guy*still staring*"uh huh...."*nods head*
girl" good...blah blah blah"
(may continue like this for hours)

by d,d, January 30, 2008

boobs

The mountains found in heaven

He: Where are you?
Me: Hiking
He: Where?
Me: Ask your girlfriend to look down at her boobs.

by Sir Robert Adams April 20, 2010

Boobs

1. Nice squishy things.

I like squeezing boobs.

by Guiisawesome May 23, 2010

satellite boobs

when a girls boobs point in two different directions like they are orbiting the girls midsection in different directions.

dude, that girls boobs looked hot till she got naked. they were freakin satellites

by bones May 13, 2005

dude boobs

male breasts; usually occuring from overeating, working out, or illegal supplemant usage

I'd like to titfuck those dude boobs.

by twat eater October 5, 2007

Boobshot

The female version of a cock shot

I will boobshot you if your not careful

by pseudomorphis December 19, 2014

gopher boobs

boobs that hang and or sag low(see cowboobs or utters)

man1: yo see that girl? she had gopher boobs!
man2: gopher boobs? what are they?
man1: you take off the bra and they "gopher the floor"
man2: that is just fucked up

by Big Muthafuckin Red June 15, 2007