Blumpkin blocker

Blumpkin blocker: Fat belly that prevents the proper execution of a blumpkin.

Its a new year now. Time to get rid of this blumpkin blocker.

by Lostmykeysinthere January 2, 2019

Blumpkin Plus

It's like a regular Blumpkin (in which one is taking a shit while another person is giving them a blow job) except in the case of a Blumpkin Plus the person taking a shit is also vomiting onto the other person's head.

Bro, that chick was so nasty and probably down for a Blumpkin Plus had I been queasy enough.

by WIZARD_GOD_BRO_BABY August 5, 2021

Blumpkin Scoop

When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.

Hey Carol! We just had Mexican food so tonight would be the perfect night for a blumpkin scoop!

by Jizzalina89 January 18, 2023

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while occupying an out-house.

Mary walked to the out-house and gave Joe a Country Blumpkin for his birthday.

by Spigot On HOT March 5, 2009

Space Blumpkin

The act, practice, or habit of performing or participating in a blumpkin in space.

True to her name, Sally Ride was a frequent participant in that variant of blumpkins known as the space Blumpkin - an act made more wistful and gainfully frissonable by the inclusion of vacuum toilets and space astronaut diapers.

by bloom ken January 16, 2010

Green Blumpkin

When you get your dick sucked while taking a shit while smoking a big fat blunt.

Guy One: Dude guess what!?!
Guy Two: What?
Guy One:My girl gave me a Green Blumpkin!
Guy Two: Mann thats sooo disgusting but soooo awesome *fist pump*

by Operation Asian Invasion July 12, 2010

Blazing Blumpkin

When you are receiving a blumpkin during a horrible case of diarrhea.

She agreed to give me a blumpkin, though the event was bittersweet. The girl did a good job, but my burrito from last night turned this blumpkin into a Blazing Blumpkin. At the end of the ordeal, my dirt star looked like a red giant.

by KC Mojo July 19, 2010