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Eyes are bigger than your dick

Hey Anthony, check out that broad over there!

Careful Sam, your eyes are bigger than your dick.
by El Presidente 420 April 7, 2017
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ro-banger

that one white kid on Roblox who lives in a shit neighborhood and is so ugly he has to dress up and act like a member of the gang that killed his daddy so he feels like a big boy
jim, normal 8 year old roblox player: hey bob why are you all black and angry in ur avatar

bob, fucking scrawny 8 year old ro banger: SHUT THE FU UP HOMIE IM TRYNA GET THIS HOTTIE JBEHBEJEWAB

jim: bob stop trying to be a ro-banger!!!! youre white!
by dookiepoopie April 15, 2020
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snatch bagget

It's what you call your wife out loud instead of calling her a "bitch" or a "cunt"

Used to avoid the aftermath of calling her either a "bitch" or a "cunt"

The sounds of these words provide the same emotional satisfaction for the user without without the fallout vomiting out of that snatch bagget's mouth.

Used towards someone you love although they may not be perfect all the time.
Can you please for the love of god eat a cheese burger. Your constant drinking of kale, cucumber, ginger, apple garlic parsly smoothies are making you act like a total snatch bagget. They also make you fart.
by emobear666 November 2, 2015
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club banger

used to describe a song to get all da bitches in the club movin. a song that makes you jump at a party.
Where is the club banger on the cd?
by dastar July 2, 2006
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badger queen

Rather less attractive than a "cougar", the badger queen spends her time, money and energies trying to persuade men to have a relationship with her by offering a range easy sexual services...

She thinks she is entitled to anything she wants, your cock, anyone else's cock, her ex-husbands home, kids and wallet, a made-up job created at tax payers expense, 24 hour police protection, children (anyone's.. as long as she gets paid for "looking after" them)..

Usually securely employed in (overpaid) menial state sector work, such as nursing, and claiming vast amounts of welfare money too as a result of having pushed out a fanny turd or two.. She has protected status in a feminist dominated society and mistakes this for respect..

Usually seriously overweight and often drunk, she mistakes the lumps of dough hanging off her chest for attractive breasts and likes to find ways of presenting these amorphous heaps to the attention of potential victims..

She tries her best to hide the apron of lard that overhangs a vagina that looks like a cold congealed doner kebab wedged between a sumo wrestlers thighs..

She is trapped in this deluded lifestyle for the foreseeable future and the best she can hope for is a sad "fuck-buddy", while she tries to come to terms with her inability to persuade any bloke with a shred of self-respect to take her and her STD's on..
Hey, John, I had a date tonight with this woman who looked worth a poke on the face pic, but, well, when I saw the body and heard what she had to say, it was clear she was a rancid badger queen.. I went to the gents, did a runner, and never looked back!
by Drex Johnson July 18, 2011
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Badger holing

The act of putting ones balls in another mans anus
I badge holed him so much he gasped in orgasm. Now all we do every weekend is badger holing
by frezeeblast August 22, 2015
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Bigger

Racial slang word for Tall person.
Commonly used by "little people".
These "little people" tend to believe themselves to be discriminated by size and proportion.

They also tend to refer to themselves as the "master race", that god made them in his own image, etc.
"I am proud to be small and all. After all, god made me in his own image, I hate tall people; We tend to call them 'Biggers' ".
by Cosmo Sins ;) August 28, 2019
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