Blunt Cunt

A Usually Attractive but Exceedingly Dull Female who only wants to hang out when marijuana is being smoked.

Nah, lets burn this dutchie first bro. She is such a Blunt Cunt

by XMyPetRockX February 27, 2011

Big Fat Bob Marley Blunt

A fat ass blunt stick that the great Bob Marley would not be disappointed in. A blunt that Bob Marley would smoke to only his face. A grape dutchie that exceeds 2.5 grams of the finest kush in all the land which is rolled to absolute perfection.

Wyatt: Yo what you doing after the game against Yale on Saturday?
Mike: After we win on Saturday I am going to smoke a big fat Bob Marley blunt.

by sticky icky bud January 17, 2009

bluntblocked

when you and your homies have plans all week to spark up a blunt, but at the last second, something gets in the way of your plans, and you get denied smokage.

Syn: cockblocked

Cole: Hai, Brian iz out on teh bluntz fer fridai.

Pete: Wtf son?

Cole: Yeh, his gf is coming and shez SXE.

Pete: Ooooh, he got bluntblocked.

Cole: Yuz. Can I haz liters? Dis blunt not gonna smoke itzelf.

Pete: Troo, sobriety: do not want.

by Vaneeja Dutchar January 23, 2008

Blunt Drama

Conflict most often regarding the number of heads allowed on a blunt. In many cases blunt drama is caused when more than 3 people attempt to smoke on the same dutch regardless of the fact that all parties have weed to contribute. In addition, blunt drama also comes up when 5 to 6 people want to smoke and 3 people want to close the doors on their blunt in order to smoke one blunt to themselves rather than passing 2 amongst everyone. It is believed that blunt drama originated in Central New Jersey, as only Jersey folk could create outcasts within their own smoking circle.

-Yo sean, how about you, me, Sam and Dave smoke a blunt
-Nah, bro doors are closed at 3 heads
-Well then why dont we invite Evan over and pass 2 between 5 of us
-Because 3 heads is perfect for one blunt
-Yo why you always gotta be causin blunt drama.

by XBeardcoreX October 27, 2010

blunt

A word originally used for drugs that now means "cool" or "awesome". Similar to dope.
All the cool kids are saying it these days.

That's blunt, yo.
Man, did you see what he just did??? That was so blunt!
Ain't nobody blunt as me, I'm dressed so fresh so clean....Outkast if they wrote that song today

I would like to be "blunt". Can you teach me? - Dad
**eyeroll** - Teenage son

by shebotron3000 September 14, 2018

Hangover Blunt

the blunt that you and your buddies roll up immediately after waking up with a raging hangover after a mass party

i had the worst hangover after that party so i rolled up a Hangover Blunt

by MrHardRock January 3, 2010

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008