asshattan

1.Asshattan is a place with a high asshat occupation level.

1.Any asshat's place of dwelling because they occupy the place they're tainting with their asshatery.

Go take your sorry ass back to Asshattan where it belongs.

Obviously Asshattan is your favorite place to hang out and eat ass and wear ass on your head.

by Twacklock January 23, 2008

Asshat

When a condom gets lost inside of your ass, and after when you try to shit it out the the little bit of latex that dangles out of your asshole,it is called an asshat.

"He was embarrassed about the asshat he just could not get rid of."

by Nightember July 5, 2009

asstard

you are mean and retarded at the same time. congratulations, if somebody called you this.

"you are an asstard for giving me a breakup note and staying to watch me read it."

by im not an asstard November 12, 2009

asshatt

a self centered lounge owner on fubar who thinks there better than everyone else.

puff puff pass lounge owner,voodoo lounge owner,erotic seduction's lounge owner all of which are asshatts

by camaro08 April 28, 2009

asstampon

a tampon for your ass mainly used for male homosexuals when you bleed out of your ass due to butt sex

me and james have to go buy some asstampons we are seriously bleeding out our ass

by zedisdead87 May 29, 2011

asshat

1.the paper ring, usually pulled from behind the toilet, in public restrooms, to situate yer ass on as u drop the deuce.

2.a person who has their head up their ass so it appears to be a hat and/or helmet. also see ass helmet.

1.i had to drop a deuce so bad i forgot to put on the asshat and got herpes on my ass from the toilet seat.

2.george bush is such an asshat.

by bild January 23, 2007

Asshat

A humorous derogetary term often used amongst friends meaning a hat worn on the ass (arse, bum, bottom etc)

pass me the remote you asshat

by maxnewt January 23, 2007