An oddly shaped carbon based, earth inhabiting lifeform. It is not unusual for an Agardus to consume a gallon of homogenized organic milk in a 24 hour period. Commonly known in the North American region as Diaper-Butt Baby-Boy (Di-Purr-But-Bay-Bee-Bwoi).
When I awoke from my joyful slumber this morn, I was extremely peeved to find that a wild Agardus had ravaged my refrigerator leaving no milk for my daily, break of the fast bowl of cereal.
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A more formal way of saying - moron, retard, spastic, acoustic etc.
A more formal way of saying - moron, retard, spastic, acoustic etc.
Rozciągłość południkowa jest od góry do dołu a nie z boku do boku ty aparacie jebany
Chłopie co ty napisałeś za debilizm na sprawdzianie z polskiego, jebany aparat z ciebie.
Chłopie co ty napisałeś za debilizm na sprawdzianie z polskiego, jebany aparat z ciebie.
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If someone comes up to you and says "apartment login" you must say apartment login back, in which creating a loop of apartment logins.
If someone comes up to you and says "apartment login" you must say apartment login back, in which creating a loop of apartment logins.
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person 1: "apartment login"
person 2: "apartment login"
person 2: "apartment login"
person 1: "apartment login"
person 2: "apartment login"
person 1: "apartment login"
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