Alok (a-lock) an Alok is a dude who plays video games and smells like arm pits ass and stank. He often wets himself doesn’t brush his teeth and wears his uncles boxers
That guy is turning into an Alok
by Alok 13 April 25, 2019
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Last night, I gave a girl The Home Alone when I busted all over her face and said, "Keep the change you filthy animal."
by THA12345 October 30, 2009
Get the The Home Alone mug.A man that marries a tiny Japanese woman in hopes that she might think his micro-penis is of average size or even larger.
"Yeah, that needle-dicked Alkemyst had to go marry himself an Asian bitch because no girl that's ever seen a normal sized penis could be happy with him."
by Alton Demollo October 9, 2008
Get the Alkemyst mug.It's like "great minds think alike", but a girlier version. You say it when someone else was thinking about the same thing or wearing something similar as you were.
So you and someone else must be very sexy and fabulous because both of you thought of the same thing or agree on something fabulous.
So you and someone else must be very sexy and fabulous because both of you thought of the same thing or agree on something fabulous.
Girl1: "Omigod you're wearing an animal print dress and a tiara for your birthday party? I did that too for my birthday! Sexy minds think alike!"
Girl2: "Sexy minds do think alike!"
Girl2: "Sexy minds do think alike!"
by SexyMind February 14, 2009
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by Josh Dell September 10, 2008
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