Absogoddamnlutely

Use "absogoddamnlutely" when plain "absolutely" just doesn't cover it.

Ben asked Matt if he was planning to go out drinking Friday night. Matt replied "Absogoddamnlutely dude! Don't I always on a Friday night?"

by Chuck1969 April 12, 2022

Absolonz

A Retard Who Thinks My Hero Is A Good Anime When Goatsta solos the verse if he didn't like jjk he'd be a total L but overall Is a L

Yo is that absolonz I gotta ratio this mf

by Black Clover Defenders April 17, 2022

Absolute Tank

An absolute tank is a person who is practically a walking brick wall that can easily punk the shit out of you.

Nerd : Hey I dare you to fight that guy

Other nerd: Hell no he is an Absolute tank!

by SeggySack May 3, 2022

Absolute meteors

In a reference to a mans balls having the density, size, hardness of a neutron star and being the most radioactive material known to man.

Sorry? what? can't hear you over how little balls you have. Absolute meteors between his legs.

by Goldensballs May 18, 2022

Absofuckinlootly

Most certainly, absolutely , yes- with just a slight undertone of “fuck yeah!”.

Less formal than “Okey-dokey”.

Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? Absofuckinlootly!!

by jimmaayy June 26, 2022

absolute dawg

a person, typically a basketball or football player, who's hustle and pure tenacity makes them incredibly tough to play against.

"man I tell ya, Patrick Beverley is an absolute dawg on defense"

by grizzzzzzzzzz July 8, 2022

Absolia

(noun) A country located south-east of the United States that borders Mexico

Absolia had a monarch style of government

by Mehdi Tahaj Zeinab September 18, 2022