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Aaronism

Aaronism is the most holy of all religions. If thou practices any other form of religion, thou ist doing it wrong. In order to worship Aaron, one must believe in the sexy, amazing, and godly powers of the most gorgeous beast of a man(god) that is Aaron. One must get down and pray every day to Aaron. Sacrifice is always welcome and, in fact, recommended. Gifts of 1% milk and sharp cheddar cheese are the propr custom if one wishes to build a shrine. Conversion to Aaronism requires one to pay a fee of $1000000. You'd better believe it's worth it!
Worshiper 1: "Oh no! I forgot to pray yesterday for the righteous powers of Aaronism!!!"

Worshiper 2: "For shame!! 1000 lashes for you, FOOL!!"
by ShelbyTurtlez June 5, 2016
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Aaron

Absolute knob and treats girls like rubbish
I’d hate to be an aaron
by Estrd11 May 15, 2019
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Aaron

Everyone's dad.
Aaron is my dad.
by FatBoyMexican May 27, 2018
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aaron

a guy that is super gay for damo
aaron’s gay
by bidehisebo April 22, 2019
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aaronized

To unwillfully destroy by use of excessive force.
My pliers were aaronized by my buddy when he used them trying to fix his car.
by Dogmatic422 August 23, 2014
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Aaron

Micpenis man
Yo did u see Aaron’s micpenis
by Epicer gamer August 14, 2019
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Aaron

Aaron is so fucking retarded
by wbhjwjdhb2ilw November 1, 2019
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