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"Sex yes!" (also "Sex yea!") is a new phrase that will soon catch on like wildfire. It dates back to May 22, 2007, when I invented it.

This is so damn catchy that I should get it patented! Let me explain the story of my discovery: this all started LONG before Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie and their "that's hot!". From when I was like 13 on, I would always say (and still do), "that's insert level of sexiness here sexy." I realize that a few years ago, Paris Hilton said that her new phrase would be "that's sexy" but I have DATED PAPERS on which I used to scribble "that's sexy" in school, and they were from way before that skank ever started using MY phrase.

It can be used in place of "Hell yes!," "Shit yea!," and "Fuck yea!". It has nothing to do with sex (and if it is used in a context involving sex, that is purely coincidental), just as "hell yes," "shit yea," and "fuck yea" have nothing to do with hell, shit, and fuck, respectively. It can also be used in place of "You bet your sweet ass _______"
Example 1:
Person A: Did you have fun last night?
Person B: SEX YES I did! (Meaning something similar to "You bet your sweet ass I did!".)

Example 2:
Person A: Did you have sex?
Person B: SEX YEA I DID! (Here we see it used in a context involving actual sex, but it is still merely coincidental.)
Sex yes by Sexyes June 12, 2007
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Sex mittens 

Mittens only worn during fornication/pillaging. Makes sex that little bit warmer plus you dont have to wash ur hands afterwards
wo wo wo!! im not doin it without my sex mittens u dirtyslag !
Sex mittens by Blackbeard Teach January 20, 2008
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Sex Jeans 

Jeans that can be put on/taken off very quick and easily.
My girlfriend wasn't wearing her sex jeans so she had to take a moment to pull of her tight skinny jeans. The moment was completely ruined.
Sex Jeans by davidddddddd February 22, 2009

Sex Breath 

Breath that results from mouth-to-genital sexual acts, often referred to as "dick breath" after giving head and "pussy breath" after eating a girl out. It is never pleasant and always repulsive; often one notices it when waking up after a long, sex-filled night.
Girl 1: "I woke up with the worst sex breath this morning...all i taste is penis"
Girl 2: "Damn, you must have had fun last night..."
Girl 1: "I'm never drinking again."

Guy 1: "Dude...sex breath. It won't go away...I hate when this happens. Ruins breakfast."
Guy 2: "Just be grateful you get it so often."
Guy 1: "True.."
Sex Breath by mcatzz May 18, 2011

sex seen 

When you accidentally observe two people having sex that you really didn't want to.
I walked in on my grandparents doing it last night; that is definitely a sex seen I could've done without!

Sex Tonsils

When a girl gives a guy with herpes a blowjob so deep that the girl gets herpes on her tonsils
(Girl 1 to Girl 2)
"Shit I can't feel my throat" (1)
"Why?" (2)
"Because my boyfriend gave me sex tonsils last night!" (1)
Sex Tonsils by Blastabuloso January 22, 2009

Sex Tickets 

Often a term used to described an action worthy of much praise and congratulations. Often results in rewards of sexual activity, e.g. bjs, rjs.
Ryan Noble pops a tre-flip.
Steve: "SEX TICKETS"
Sex Tickets by rondo.macgormak June 29, 2010