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Wet noodle

A limp dick energy having person, giving weak energy in response to someone else’s good mood.
Christopher was giving wet noodle energy when he shut down his girlfriend for trying to tell him a joke.
by Blackeyedsuzy November 8, 2025
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Wenatchee Wet Wipe

A Wenatchee Wet Wipe /wɛˈnætʃi ˈwet ˌwaɪp/ occures when one goes #2 in a porta potty that is on the verge of overflowing and some of the filthy water splashes back on their genitalia, perineum, sphincter and/or buttocks.

It is also commonly refered to as: Nevada Nutslap, West Virginia Waterpark, St-Louis Spit Shine, New England Claw Shower, Spokane Splash Back, Bismark Watermark, etc.
''I dropped a deuce in the porta potty and got a free Wenatchee Wet Wipe''
by The Flying Frenchman 13 November 22, 2025
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Wet Wilma

After a guy cums inside of a chick she puts her finger inside herself to get it wet, then inserts her finger into his ear, in the style of a "wet willy".
"Bro, I smashed this chick last night and afterwards the b*** gave me a wet wilma"!
by PhatFat81 November 25, 2025
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Wet Meat Tube

The vagina.
My wet meat tube stanks.

He pounds my wet meat tube nightly.

My uncle says my wet meat tube is better than my mom’s.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2025
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Texas wet stick

When a chick from texas grinds her soaking wet pussy on your dick cowgirl style and leaves it soaking wet and pre-lubed before riding it.
Bro I went to visit my family down in texas and met this thick black chick and she gave me a Texas wet stick.
by Recome November 25, 2025
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wet net

A wet net is cricketing parlance for having a few beers to keep your eye on as opposed to actually having a physical net practise .
Big game tomorrow boys, anyone keen on a wet net?
by Steakncheese December 2, 2025
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Wet locker

It’s when somebody is forced into a locker and mutually. From the back.
When Jeremiah is changing, Jeremy wet locker him.
by The wet locker December 9, 2025
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