Sex-flex

A personality trait formed of boasting about sex/sexual activities usually done by a person who has recently begun having sex after a long dry spell. The change in subject to sex in the group is also likely to have been brought up by the same person, making tenuous links to otherwise non-sexual discourse.
(Flexing about sex)

Person 1: Jake wouldn’t stop going on about how many times he has sex last week
Person 2: yeah he’s got sex-flex at the moment

by Plsplsplsno July 13, 2020

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Congruent Sex

The only way to get sleep

Madi: "Yeah dude I get like two hours of sleep"
Aaron: "Same bro, the only way I can get sleep is to have MAD congruent sex"

by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr October 3, 2020

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Sex Radius

The distance in which one is willing to travel for really amazing sex. This can be in part determined by the person's hotness and just how amazing the sex is.

The "sex radius" for person X is definitely at least 6 hours. He's that good.

by randomthinker77 September 13, 2012

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laundry sex

Usually referred to by a wife that endures sex by her drunk spouse, boring sex (as exciting as doing laundry, Put it in and wait 40 mins for it to be done)

The old man came home drunk from the bar at 2 am. I got stuck doing laundry sex.

by LadyEvil November 27, 2012

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X-Sex

Having sex with your X after you broke up.

Eric and Jane were off-and-on for six years but finally broke up when Jane got engaged and moved to Rome, and Eric married his college girlfriend. They are still friends decades later, but when Eric wanted to get Jane back into bed, she just explained "Sorry, I don't do X-sex."

by JaneGordon.com March 19, 2023

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