Throat Goat

Charlie Haffenden

He just downed that drink like the throat goat

by Chester123! May 3, 2025

The Goach

A teacher who is well versed in ye oldy medieval shakespearean performences by himself

THE GOACH IS AMAZING AT TEACHING, D'U GET ME!!

by Hey boo bear June 3, 2025

Peruvian Goat Saddle

When giving anal, the top says “saddle up, partner” and proceeds to slide upwards on the bottoms back while keeping penetration. The top will then grab the hair of the bottom and twist it around their grips as if they were goat horns. The sexual activity will then continue while in a concerning amount of pain

Woman: “Babe, let’s spice it up tonight, it’s been kinda boring in bed recently”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”

by YoCug41 June 6, 2025

kaiden goat

kaiden is the greatest fucker of all time. better then anybody especially people whos names start with a b. he is the goat and is the greatest in all that he does. there are very few of these but youll know when you see one

person 1: yooo hes awesome at everything who is he

person 2: must be one if those kaiden goats

by 336kaid July 21, 2025

mr goatniel

cool guy, pretty goated. love him

that teacher so cool, has to be named mr goatniel

by HIAYAAA July 30, 2025

Leather Goals

When someone rocks a leather jacket or bag so effortlessly that it instantly becomes the standard of style you secretly (or not so secretly) want to copy. The perfect mix of confidence, timeless fashion, and durability.

Did you see Alex walking in with that Pious Leather jacket? Total leather goals.

by PiousVoice September 2, 2025

endetheman_goat

A Jew and shit

endetheman_goat really hates oscarmeza21

by joshisaneka September 4, 2025