Dick Dragger 

A person who rides a "boogieboard" like they think its the coolest thing. Called this because their penis must be dragging in the water. Most often this word is used by surfers when a bodyboarder snakes their waves.

"Those gay ass dick draggers always snake my waves, theyre all faggots."

"Dickdraggers ride sponges"

Dick Dragger by Zososg August 11, 2006

Dick Four 

Originated as a joke then evolved into slang for an insult such as 'jerk'.

Joke:
Todd: "Sorry I was such a Dick Four yesterday."
Jean: "What's a Dick for?"
Todd: "Ha ha...You dont know what a Dick's for!"

Adjective:
"I'm having trouble at work, my boss is a real Dick Four."

Is also used as 'Dick Five' for extra emphasis when 'Dick Four' isn't strong enough term, but only after 'Dick Four' has been well established.

Jean: "Can you beleive what a Dick Four he was!?"
Todd: "Ya, he was a Dick Five."

Dick Four by Jean December 10, 2004

Dick Tits

Tits that have nipples that are unnaturally long, resembling small dicks

Aww shit that asian girl had major dick tits
Blech!

Dick Tits by LaxBrolololol December 15, 2008

Dick Sucking Lips 

Large and supple lips, perfect for sucking dick - meant for it, in fact.

Man, that guy Chase Wallen has the biggest pair of Dick Sucking Lips I've ever seen on a man... Maybe he's meant for it...

Dick Sucking Lips by fuckuchase August 10, 2019

Dick heads 

Dick Smiths brand of matches

Ive gotta go down to the shop to buy some dick heads

Dick heads by Butters November 10, 2003

dick piercing

when a male gets his penis pierced

Man! Did you see Joe got a dick piercing!

dick piercing by GreenEyezRHott May 4, 2008

dick Monster 

A small man getting attacked-physically and or emotionally by a rather large woman.

1.) Dang T, Big Mama Rashon is such a dick monster. She's always buyin' you flowers and cards.

2.) Woah, that dick monster blackened both of my eyes and smoked all my stash while I was fagged.

3.) Damn, did that dick monster do that to your face or did you get hit by a dump truck?

dick Monster by J and Bill April 22, 2007