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Pulling a green one on 

A specific kind of strawman that consists in lying about someone's behavior, rendering them evil and playing the victim in order to gain the trust and empathy of other people all while taking revenge by making people hate the targeted person
-Hadil : He's lying, I did not abuse him He is just pulling a green one on me
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Capital One

The company that gives me spam mail every day.

Also Capital One, definitely not you.
I open my mailbox every day and I get at least one Capital One letter every fucking day.
Being above and beyond normal.
Shawn and Sergio were ona sick one all weekend trying to finish the job.
Sick One by Gimmethecash November 5, 2011

Liverpool ONE 

Shopping/entertainment complex in Liverpool.
Features shops such as Hollister, Zara, H&M, Oakley, American Apparel, Urban Outfitters, Swarovski, G-Star, Aldo, Pull and Bear, Espirit, Desigual, All Saints, Reiss, Karen Millen, David M Morrison, L'Occitane among many others. Liverpool ONE also has lots of trendy restaurants, bars, coffee shops and even an Odeon IMAX theatre.
Shaun: I need something to wear for Saturday night.
Kevin: Go to Liverpool ONE.
Liverpool ONE by MyUDpseudonym September 26, 2010

Crank One Out 

The act of male masterbation and orgasm in a violent fashion.
Tommy Cranked one out all over Susan's face.
Crank One Out by Douglas PerfectHour February 22, 2005

i ain't wearin' one 

This is what crime-momkeys tell their sugar mamas about wearing condoms. They can't just screw the white girls, they "has to get them pregnant", too.
"Please put this on, Tyrone. I don't want my parents pushing a cocoa puff in a stroller." "What? I ain't wearin' one!"

curling one out 

Going for a shit.
*Ringring*
Steve "Wassup, Steve here?"
Dave "Just curling one out"
Steve "Dude, why you calling me on the crapper?"
curling one out by Gruff Eddie April 28, 2010