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John Drillinger 

A modern-day bank robber who packs a DeWalt 20V Max Cordless instead of a Glock, and bores open vault-doors using 1/2" cobalt and titanium twist-bits instead of dynamite.
Since wielding a power tool is usually less intimidating or "convincing" than brandishing a loaded firearm, John Drillinger usually works at night when da bank is closed, and thus he doesn't have to rely on da compliance of others to gain access to da desired loot.
John Drillinger by QuacksO April 12, 2023
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John Cranium 

Toilet-Head

John = toilet; and cranium = head
Did you hear that John Cranium had a date with Sir John Pottywater? Yeah, he got his head flushed down the toilet!
John Cranium by anonymous April 14, 2023
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John Pork 

Like John Cena, but he’s a pig human
Allie: Hey! Have you ever heard of John Pork?
Ben: What’s John Pork?
Allie: He’s like John Cena but he’s a pig-like creature
Ben: *laughs because John Pork*
John Pork by SlangPengcome April 18, 2023

John Sebastian 

An American singer and songwriter best known as the leader of The Lovin' Spoonful and as the person who sings the theme song for "Welcome Back Kotter."
John Sebastian should have been more popular.

John guy 

Meaning a person who modifies the look of the car but doesn’t fix the issues it has
Look at this John guy! He’d rather look good broken down at the side of the road
John guy by Salty nutz May 3, 2023

John Nonny & Dan Shaba 

Two guys who used to make puns together and became famous as "The Pun Guys." Now they ran out of ideas and they just do whatever random crap they want, occasionally with puns sprinkled in to remind you that they used to be the most legendary pun-making group on the Internet.
Remember when John Nonny & Dan Shaba made puns?