Joe alwyn

Broke ass actor who used to work at a yogurt shop according to taylor swift.

Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else

-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass

Probably reads gay fantasy books

Had like 20 songs written about him

Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat

Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)

Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure

Person 1: "OMG THATS TAYLOR SWIFT"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"

Joe alwyn by Mamawaffles July 13, 2024

Joe Biden

1) The 46th President of the United States.

2) To have a weak or indeterminate pull-out game.

"WTF Noah I'm not on the pill! Why do you have to wait all the way until a singular millisecond before you cum to pull out?!"

"Sorry babe, I've been getting up there in years and the brain's been getting a little foggy when it's time to act. I'm becoming a Joe Biden."

Joe Biden by An Audience July 21, 2024

Joe Nuts

funny Joe mama joke haha

Person 1: are you ok
Person 2: just thinking about what happened to poor Joe
Person 1: who is Joe
Person 2: Joe Nuts
Person 1: I am going to hurt you severely

Joe Nuts by hello hi hello August 6, 2024

Joe Anderson 

The joe Anderson is the most impressive person ever

if you don’t stop that right now, the Joe Anderson will do something about it

Joe Anderson by Misaamanee August 6, 2024

Joe Biten 

So let me explain something here, a few years ago there was such an account as BigPutz41 back in 2022. That was kind of my account... So anyway I have lost that account, but on there there was such a definition of Joe BiTen. As many things have changed since then, here is a new definition, but I obviously recommend checking out the old one first. So not very many things will change here, but it will have a bit of a refresh.

So, Joe Biten is a nice president who bites a lot, although he may seem quite strange at first sight. His brother is Joe Biden and they've both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people have stopped electing him which is why he's not famous anymore. Nobody talks about him anymore and the public doesn't know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a popular bastard back in 2015. The only person who knows where he lives is Donald Trump, as they are quite close friends. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers production and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full story of all these people will be in the link below. (There's no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!

(Ya'll don't have to read this part but like this ain't copyright that was my original text I just changed up a few things)

Damn, is that Joe Biden in Walmart!?
Shit Luke, are you dumb? That's Joe BITEN. He might bite you, so don't come up close to him, he's like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he'll have a meeting with lions since there's not much of a difference between them and they have found something common between each other so they are now quite close friends. Isn't it obvious they're his close friends?

Joe Biten by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 25, 2024

Joe Biden

The best president in U.S. history

Dude, i'm being sarcastic. Joe Biden was a terrible president. His administration's decisions lead to inflation, a border crisis, the Israel-Hamas war, and now Iran's attack on Israel.

Joe Biden by Eushshtb October 1, 2024

joe brown 

To freak out or have an emotional reaction to something.
Or to intensely focus on single activity.

Then he got all arm-flappy at me and started Joe-Browning about how his dead mom and shit.

I was joe browning on work pretty hard. couldn't hear you.

joe brown by faytling January 6, 2025