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jack of all stats

Jack of All Stats is a Standard Character Type in videogames.

The Jack of All Stats is defined by its lack of weaknesses or strengths. It's greatest strength is a lack of weaknesses, but it's greatest weakness is a lack of strengths.

In terms of game balancing, a Jack of All Stats character is pretty good at everything, but it is sub-par when compared to characters that specialize.

If the Jack of All Stats is next to worthless compared to specialized characters, it is instead known as a Master of None.
If the Jack of All Stats is much more powerful than the specialized characters, it is instead known as a Master of All.
"What build you running?"
"I like being good at everything. I'll run a Jack of All Stats."
"Yeah, sure. Have fun being master of none!"
jack of all stats by suntan50 March 30, 2016
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Laying out all night 

1:) Not coming home due to an unspecified or poorly explained reason.

2:) Staying out cheating on one's significant other with one or more people.

3:) Passed out drunk while away from home.
That fool be laying out all night with all kinds o' hoes so I done ditches his sad ass.
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fucking know-it-all 

Someone whose father is an intellectual and their mother is a prostitute or simply stated; it's what you get when you cross a whore and a computer!
Fucking know-it-all: Anyone who forcibly interrupts, believes what they have to say is more important, makes more sense and is adamant more truthful than what is being presently stated by another person or persons!

has it all 

You say this to somebody when they have the looks the hair and the sty.
The person is normally always a 10 when you say this
Dam Joe over there "has it all

Holy, you see that guy over there he "has it all"
has it all by TendyLord69 May 28, 2020

Know-fuck-all 

The opposite of a know-all; a person who behaves as if they know nothing but really is incredibly knowledgeable, to the point of causing annoyance.
"You aced the test yet talk to me as though you failed, such a patronising little know-fuck-all."
Know-fuck-all by shitstained mattress September 16, 2020

Im going to own all these noobs 

A D.va voice line that makes me want to game end myself
Dva: Im going to own all these noobs >:3
Me: No

forever after all 

Luke Comb's new song
"Hey bro"
"Ya bro"
"Ima listen to Luke Combs new song, 'Forever After All'
" Ima go to bro"