dick tree 

Being the biggest fucking complete jack ass ever.Being arrogant and cocky in an annoying fashion.

Josh Vella says that Matt Vella isn't home from school yet, therefore Matt Vella is a dick tree.

dick tree by Mike Reilly March 16, 2005

[dick lips]

One whose lips are always on a dick.

Check out that girl's dick lips.

or...

When doesn't that girl have dick lips?

[dick lips] by Kremilyeth McAnglerelchor January 25, 2009

dick fishing 

During the act of male urination, when one wears more than one pair of pants (jeans, pajama's, and briefs). The swimming motion the persons hand makes going via their zippers/fly's to find their penis.

Person 1: "Are you playing with yourself?"

Person 2:"NO! I'm dick fishing."

dick fishing by SnookiezInc June 21, 2009

dick on the leg mack 

sleeping girl; cheeky dick on the leg followed by sleepy head;
get in.

Jess is sleeping. Angus strolls in and engages in the "dick on the leg mack" by sneakily lays his member on her heaving thigh. Jess wakes up and spying such an appetising morsel indulges in an early morning protein shake.

dick on the leg mack by fattits100 January 17, 2011

dick blush

Pronunciation \DEHCK-bluhsh\

noun

The effect of superior intercourse usually marked by a glowing rosy tint noticeable on the face of said female.

guy- yo what happened with whats her face the other day?
guy2- dont worry dude, i gave her the serious dick blush cuz

girl-how was your date with winston?
girl2- remarkable! he gave the serious dick blush?

Are you embarrassed right now? Or is it just that dick blush?

dick blush by bsdt April 24, 2011

Dick Hurt 

when someone gets upset at a statement or act that was done to them.

That shirt does not look right on you. Don't get all dick hurt about it! Just change it!

Dick Hurt by A cool person :) October 21, 2011

dick chips 

chips rubbed on someones dick/vag deliberately as a trap. see mall rats.

man that guy reached in and ate the dickchips (dick chips)!!

dick chips by E-nig May 10, 2016