white dick

the penis of a Caucasian male, typically average penis size which is around 5.2 inches as conducted through many studies by urologists. However, they can come in many shapes and sizes.

My boyfriend Jeremy has a white dick.

by UnconditionaLove May 7, 2019

desert dick

not getting any pussy for a very long periopd of time.

damn baby your going to develope some desert dick wile im gone!!

by Kayla Nikol April 24, 2008

chicken dick

having a dick like a neck of a chicken simular to the turkey dick

that chicken dicked son of a bitch just stole my girl and cornholed me!

by scott January 17, 2004

chinese dick

A made-up stereotype repeated by people who most likely have not seen that many actual erect penises, that is rooted in deep insecurity, ignorance, and xenophobia.

Version 1:
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? I wouldn't know. I don't have much experience with other men's penises.
White guy: (shuts up)

Version 2:
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? How do you know? Did you suck on it last night?
White guy: (shuts up)

by Fearless November 12, 2008

dick inhaler

one who inhales the cock into the mouth

ey lemme see that... *ffwwoommp*....

by SIC April 11, 2004

raisin dick

when a girl sucks on your dick so long, that your penis gets wrinkly like a raisin.

This girl sucked on my dick so long I got raisin dick!

by vail333 December 9, 2008

clown dick

A disproportionate or oddly shaped penis that upon being viewed results in uproarious laughter from another or others. Also refers an actual person with a clown dick.

Reginald: Hey baby take a look at my cock... <zip>
Jessica: hahahaha, you've got a clown dick! I can't wait to tell all of my friends.

or

Terrance, what's up you clown dick motherfucka.

by standardApartmentComplex March 8, 2009