douche cake 

Often a replacement for salt cake. Douche cake is created in the flats of Lexington, NC. Made and strip mined by a self righteous midget and his family.

Why don't you get your sorry ass in the fields and mine my douche cake midget.

douche cake by jdubya April 2, 2008

maybe cake 

A possibly existent cake that one receives on his/her birthday.

Kid: Ooh are we having cake later for my birthday?
Mom: Maybe, dear. We may be having a maybe cake later.

maybe cake by Eridaniii April 9, 2008

Bean Cake 

A doughy mixture including: Frosting, Cake mix, And Beans.

My friend Justin like to eat bean cakes daily.

Bean Cake by Grim935 April 16, 2009

Coffee Cake

A discreet euphemism for sexual activities exclusively between English speaking Asian people.
Note: If activities are homosexual in any way then nuts must be mentioned, commonly walnuts.

C: I'm just going off for a bit of coffee cake.
T: Alright! Bring us back a piece.

C: Don't tell anyone, but I fancy a bit of coffee cake with walnuts.
T: There's no shame in having nuts in your butter-cream.

Coffee Cake by Cheeseandmarmite2013 August 20, 2013

icing the cake 

When you go to a music festival or other event and they have grossly under-estimated attendance and massively skimped on port-o-potties. You enter for a #2. There is already a cone of scheiss adorning the seat, but you feel confident you can cast the last stone. With knees unbent and face to the door, you ice the cake with success.

Note: only one person can claim having iced the cake per port-o-potty; extra bragging rights if you wipe with a wife beater afterwords and swirl that around your prize to fashion it a makeshift crown of glory

When Mike finished icing the cake at Festeroo, he erupted from the port-o-potty exclaiming: "it's done, no more!"

icing the cake by blessure grave February 25, 2010

Cake Eater 

noun. 1. Someone who is easily amused and/or entertained. 2. A gullible individual. 3. To pull the wool over someone's head.

What a Cake Eater! He actually believes Iraq had weapons of Mass destruction.

Cake Eater by Not a cake eater December 3, 2007

cake 

Euphemism for penis.

"I can fit a whole cake in my mouth!"

cake by Aotommo March 31, 2003