PARKING LOT KISS OFF 

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.

Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

PARKING LOT KISS OFF by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019

Parker Copeland

A snack

I’m a Parker copeland

Parker Copeland by Mommasboi69 October 9, 2019

Parker Workman 

Parker is that kid that always asks if you are riding the bus. He has 2 brothers, one of them is *theoretically* bad at baseball.

Parker workman plays the ABC game

Parker Workman by ianboomer October 11, 2019

Parkway Montessori Middle School 

this school is booty. the kids are wack and the teachers are rude. you are either a good or ghetto kid. although the school is wack UTS HELLA FUN!

Parkway Montessori Middle School is so not cool

Parkway Montessori Middle School by JUSTAFUCKINGPERSON November 9, 2019

Parking Lot It 

When you arrive at a public event, (movie, piano recital, PTA meeting, etc.) and can’t bare to make it through sober, so you full send hard liquor in the parking lot after you arrive to get a nice drunk on.

Hey honey, do you want to parking lot it at Emily’s dance recital? It’s gonna be a shit show.

Parking Lot It by Earvin Johnson January 6, 2020

parker vale

When you cum, gurgle it, and then spit it out to re uses it as lube.

Hey man, you want to come to a movie?

Nah, I'm gonna spend my night doing a parker vale.

parker vale by TimesAreToughMan April 18, 2020

Parkerjordan 

The child of an all famous super star. Her little brother was a rockstar back in the day. Ahh the days some just drift away....poop in the hay

Parkerjordannnnn

Parkerjordan by Racy twack April 20, 2020