The park

The park is a park next to Fort Collins High School where all the park kids or stoners go to do drugs and fuck around. The park is not on school property so the park kids can't get in trouble by the school when smoking during the day.

Kid 1"bro let's go to the park and get high as fuck!"

Kid 2" ok mane I'm down."

by Stonerjew December 23, 2019

South Park

A adult comedy series created in 1997, involving 4 main characters, Cartman, Stan, Kenny, and Kyle, who like to go on adventures and make mischievous decisions through out the series.

Have you seen South Park yet?

by Izzy751 July 24, 2023

Nigger Park

Backing into a parking space so after you rob the joint you can get away quicker.

Did you see Jamarcus nigger park his car in front of the liquor store before he robbed it?

by chi2col November 29, 2024

Zen Parking

The art of not actively seeking the parking space. It will present itself to you.

We were trying to find a parking spot but it was packed. As soon as Mike stopped trying to find a spot, boom! there it was. - Zen Parking.

by Paul Gauguin November 21, 2013

handsome boy / pretty titty parking

Ideal parking close to the entrance/venue. Usually gender specific

Yo! You scored some handsome boy / pretty titty parking right out front?!

by dagooz6942 March 21, 2024

a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2012

Parked

Done. Over. Boring

That bit is parked (as in it’s done, it’s no longer funny)
How was that movie? It was parked (boring asf)

by Da Jagermeister April 4, 2024