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parker rolls 

The rolls of fat that come over the waist line in the back. Similar to puffy bread rising.
Look at the Parker rolls on that guy, almost covers his waist band.
parker rolls by Jhstolle June 29, 2018
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parkeraffe 

A tall kid with an ugly shooting form Who loves Mac and cheese, smurfs, and barneys and looks like a giraffe
Look at that Parkeraffe
parkeraffe by ChefBNB July 21, 2018
An adorable ship between a parker and an analee. Normally secret but everyone knows. They like each other but not at the same time. cute and is approved by all. Should become a thing.
ohh looks its parkalee, are they together yet?
parkalee by anaweeeeeeeeee October 19, 2018

Parking Meter People

These are people who annoy you so much that the clock /or meter starts counting down the moment you see them. These individuals are usually found lurking at family reunions, weddings and holiday dinners. Put in your virtual quarter for the meter and get out of that situation when you've had enough.
Oh no! There's my cousin Jimmy who I can't stand being around. I can only be near him for about 15 minutes. He's one of my Parking Meter People!
Oui oui use code parkour in the item shop as the French say
Parkour by BodhiLazar April 30, 2019

PARKING LOT KISS OFF 

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.
Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.