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Definitions by JBCARLSBAD

MONEY/HAPPINESS 

They say money doesn't buy happiness, but if you don't have any , it sure makes you sad!!
MONEY/HAPPINESS
They say money doesn't buy happiness, but if you don't have any , it sure makes you sad!!
MONEY/HAPPINESS by JBCARLSBAD January 25, 2020

CHEMO CUT 

WHEN YOU GET A REAL SHORT HAIRCUT THAT YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING.
DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT?
YES, I TOLD HER JUST A TRIM BUT SHE GAVE ME A CHEMO CUT
CHEMO CUT by JBCARLSBAD June 7, 2019

PARKING LOT KISS OFF 

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.
Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

PARKING LOT KISS OFF 

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.
Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

Do a Novak 

When you have to pee really bad. Taken from San Diego charger's kicker Nick Novak who was televised peeing in a cup during a game on Nov. 27th 2011.
Do a Novak by JBCARLSBAD May 7, 2019