CHEMO CUT

WHEN YOU GET A REAL SHORT HAIRCUT THAT YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING.

DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT?
YES, I TOLD HER JUST A TRIM BUT SHE GAVE ME A CHEMO CUT

by JBCARLSBAD June 07, 2019

PARKING LOT KISS OFF

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.

Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019

PARKING LOT KISS OFF

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.

Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019

PRP

PLEASE RESPOND PROMPTLY

WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO DINNER AT 5 : 08 ? PRP

by JBCARLSBAD July 29, 2019

MONEY/HAPPINESS

They say money doesn't buy happiness, but if you don't have any , it sure makes you sad!!

MONEY/HAPPINESS
They say money doesn't buy happiness, but if you don't have any , it sure makes you sad!!

by JBCARLSBAD January 26, 2020

Do a Novak

When you have to pee really bad. Taken from San Diego charger's kicker Nick Novak who was televised peeing in a cup during a game on Nov. 27th 2011.

Excuse me . I have to do a Novak.

by JBCARLSBAD May 07, 2019