parkeraffe 

A tall kid with an ugly shooting form Who loves Mac and cheese, smurfs, and barneys and looks like a giraffe

Look at that Parkeraffe

parkeraffe by ChefBNB July 21, 2018

Pararaffe 

A paraplegic giraffe. Most pararaffe cases have both front limbs missing. They tend to fall over easily. When their back limbs are missing, they are very fast sprinters. There have been no reported cases of pararaffes having one front and one back limb.

Tourist: why does that giraffe keep falling face first in the dirt everytime it gets up?

Safari Guide: No, no, no m'am. That's a pararaffe. It is all explained on page 13 of the guide book.

Pararaffe by Ced Ced April 1, 2010