Latvian bro

A cool person from Latvia who doesn't get any storms.

Me: Bruh the Latvian will get storms again
Latvian bro: Won't happen or it will just dissipate before hitting me

*Estonia gets many supercells in a day*
Latvian: Bro this ain't fair

by Slingaroo June 26, 2024

Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022

retail bros

Exuberant small short term investors in the stock market that pursue get-rich-quick dreams. Dumb small time investors filled with with a passionate intensity of a sports better., and the brains of a bubble head.

The retail bros are on the move, investing so much in duds that the worst possible investments work for those that by low and quickly sell high, but a bust for long term investors.

by mlhiss June 15, 2020

bro unity

When you and your bro come together in strong agreeance or intense unity

‘I totally get you bro. I feel you deep in my soul’
‘Total Bro Unity’

by rabidlover February 9, 2022

Lounging Bro

The state in which a Bro can be found lounging, relaxing, "chilling", most often with fellow Bros. The attire is crucial to the success of the Bros "lounging". The Bro will often be wearing their Adidas flip flops (the ones with a single velcro strap across the toes), tube socks, ill-fitting basketball shorts, and most importantly, a cut-off tank-top which is either a ridiculously motivating Nike slogan, or their 2006 Wrestling championship. The Bro will often open their door eating a Jimmy John's sandwich, with a Natty Ice to nurse the hangover from their Bitty infested evening last night. In the background you will hear either football or Call of Duty.

"Dude, what's that in your living room?"
"Oh that's just a lounging Bro".

by The P&P May 17, 2013

cocomo bros

When you had sex with the same chick as your bro and she’s done coke off your bro’s dick, but your buddy has not had sex with her.

We’re cocomo bros bc I just fucked the girl who did coke off your dick. Dope!

by Cocomo bro December 8, 2019

Bro bro

A stealth term used by a thirsty gay man who is trying to throat drain a straight man's cock hole in the guise of medicinal/therapeutic massage while claiming health benefits, jizz-based-protein and "no-homo" the whole time.

Hey bro bro, you still want that testicular massage, I promise, no homo fr fr no cap. It's healthy to throat drain you for the protein, I swear, bro bro.

by James Herkheimer April 16, 2023