full time job

Something substitute teachers don't have.

Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"

by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014

Time Out Text

When you are texting somebody and you don't know what to say so you take a quick 5 minute break to walk around and think.

Emma: wanna get married???

*5 minutes later after taking a time out text*

Chris: sure how about tomarrow?

by KoRnMAGGOT January 31, 2010

Old Time Photo

To get aggressive and nasty./ To get into a fist fight.

Jeremy: Wanna go man? Wanna take this outside?

Chuck: Let's go man. I'm gonna get all Old Time Photo on you!

by KatISahmazin April 20, 2011

over holiday time

When employed, pulling enough hours to get overtime and continuing to come in on a day that is also a national or civic holiday, thus requiring payment not only of your hours, but time and a half due to the overtime and being paid for the holiday (full day).
Essentially 2.5X the money per hour.

-What are you doing on Labour Day?
-I'm working
-Haven't you worked enough? You're already getting overtime.
-yeah, but now I qualify for over holiday time
-really?
-yeah, time and a half... and a and holiday pay.

by McDennis September 3, 2010

Sun Times Cleavage

Refers to the Chicago Sun Times' practice of showcasing pictures of well endowed young socialites.

Did you see yesterday's coverage of the Jr. League fundraiser? Suzanne was wearing her Sun Times cleavage.

by NSGossipGirl December 23, 2008

part-time pervert

When your not always a pervert. But you find yourself perving out from time to time! Not easy or sleezy. making-out! esp in cars!

Chris and Mary are part-time perverts!

by Hollywood 626 January 6, 2009

Father Time's Law

Time flies by when you're in a hurry; time slows down when you pay attention to it.

A: "When I drove home from work without gas it felt like forever as I hit every red light and go stuck behind every slow driver."
B: "You got busted by Father Time's Law."
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"I can break every law in the book, but one law that always gets me is Father Time's Law... Wish I had a time-travelling DeLorean..."

by Wolfcry January 11, 2014