fuck my face

An exclamation.

A sillier substitution for 'Oh my goodness', 'Goodness me', 'I say', 'My word', 'Well I never', etc. Nice with a British-ish accent but can also be used for 'Gee' and 'Wow', etc.

Fuck my face! It's enormous!

fuck my face by frezley September 1, 2010

fuck off

used in a sentence when someone is being bothered by something or someone and is starting to get really pissed and about to do something really violent or explode.

Dude 1 : FUCK OFF!
Dude 2 : dude just calm down i'll stop!

fuck off by Ashley06 May 25, 2006

Fuck Shit Piss 

One of many hilarious animated videos on Ebaum's World. This video contains a lot of random shit, and is considered offensive by some.

This video is about as fucked up as Doodoocaca.

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Fuck Shit Piss by Dave October 16, 2004

fuck that shit 

Refusal to accept the presented circumstance or event.

"Fuck that shit cuz I ain't the one, for a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun..."

fuck that shit by Sublime GT December 10, 2003

fuck buddy

its a special friend, who you fuck

andy, have you ever heard of the term fuck buddy? its a special friend, who you fuck

fuck buddy by Lloydeez August 5, 2006

fuck-me bracelets

Bracelets, that if ripped off by some person other than yourself, means you have to have sex with them.

If you rip it off yourself, you have to masturbate.

I don't wear fuck-me bracelets, they'd make me look like a skank.

fuck-me bracelets by imaprettycoolbrunette January 30, 2005

fuck booger 

The little brownish chunks that are stuck all over your dick after you fuck a nasty skank with a dirty twat.

"I sat there and picked fuck boogers off my dick for an hour when I got home from Bree's house last night."

fuck booger by boobybobbler January 14, 2010