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Urban Dictionary

Dude you're here.
How blind do you have to be to not notice?
Person 1: Hey look, I searched up my name in Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: It says that we could not find
"XxDEM3NBO¥xX"
by anonymous August 14, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

A place for people who are boring to find some funny word definitions.
Urban Dictionary is definitely cursed, it made you and I wasting our life here.
by Flyluo January 26, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a website run by dicks that won"t ever publish your words.
Dude, Urban Dictionary didn't publish my word!

I know, it's because they're retards!
by Urbandictionarysucksballsacs September 5, 2013
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Urban dictionary

A place were every definition involves something sexually or dirty
Friend : what does DM mean

Me: looks it up on urban dictionary
Friend: looks over my sholder
Definition: dick me
Me: hmm I always thought it mean direct message
by Angel. L April 26, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

A site where most words are apparently the name for some bizarre sexual act that nobody would actually do in real life.
Urban Dictionary more like Urban Dicktionary hAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA I HATE MY LIFE
by Inquisitive Walnut March 4, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

A website that’s full of poggers and members trying to be funny and confuse the elderly.
Grandma: What does hentai mean?

Man: Search it up in urban dictionary.

Results: Friendly content, go watch it!

Later on,

Grandma: Oh my god, This urban dictionary is amazing!
by memerguy December 1, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

Meant to be a user-based dictionary for words and meanings but was instead used for mindless bullshit, such as inaccurate sexual comedy by mindless idiotic virgins under the age of 13 on there tablet they got for Christmas. These mindless beings also believe they can be as dumb and vulgar as they want because there mom got rid of there parental control.

This may not only be kids but grown men who spend their time on discord all day filming youtube videos who get a span of 10k or above while grooming various children at once!
"Hmm, I'm gonna look up my name on the Urban Dictionary!"

"I wouldn't do that if I were you dude, they said I have 12 incher and was a god of sex ."

"As if that wasn't a reason for me to go on there more now!"
by I can't look at September 17, 2022
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