When God Gives You Lemons...

YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

From the Power Thirst commerical.

Joe: When God gives you lemons...
Nick: FIND A NEW GOD!
Joe: WHAT?!
Nick: I love the Power Thirst commercial.

by [The Creator] January 30, 2008

selling merch like a god church

Jake paul has a shitty diss track and wrote this whole song in 1 hour. If you sing it, you magically become a bisexual quack daddy that everybody hates, For Example, Timmy Thick.

Jake Paul be selling merch like a god church everyday.

by qQuack daddy colinquackdaddyco June 13, 2017

all the way behind God's back

A location very far away. To imply a great distance between the present venue the speaker is in and the area he is referring to.

" I offered Lennox a ride home yesterday. What a mistake !
It took me 2 1/2 hours to get to Laval and back. I wouldn't have been so generous if I would have realized beforehand that he lived all the way behind God's back . "

by Marc O.C. & Stephen H. July 16, 2010

@God OMY! I´m naked!

What Adam would tweet to God from the Garden of Eden.

@God OMY! I´m naked! Tweet sent to God by Adam about his nakedness.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

@God OMY! I´m naked!

What Adam would tweet to God from the Garden of Eden.

@God OMY! I´m naked! Tweet sent to God by Adam about his nakedness.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

What the God, Oh my Fuck

An alternative to 'What the Fuck, oh my God', meaning the exact same thing.
Used by people on Acid who think it's hillarious... And it usually is!

1. Used as an alternative, and somewhat lame, alternative to 'What the Fuck'.

by eightball April 23, 2004

i swear to drunk i'm not god

Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."

Unforunately, they aren't.

Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!
Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.

by SuperSonicX August 23, 2004