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Jp Media

An insanely handsome man whos a very talented photographer and gets all the bitches
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All Media

noun

1. the collective sphere of information encompassing all forms of storytelling and imagination known to mankind. Includes, but is not limited to, movies, TV shows, books, short stories, songs, and fictitious worlds of all kinds. Reality (IRL) is included in All Media, but is usually negligible when compared to the scope of the latter. All Media is often used when discussing records, fan fiction, and inter-dimensional/trans-multiversal interactions or plot lines.
Goku is arguably the best fighter in All Media / Fabranger is possible if you consider All Media as the domain, rather than just Quinn or Hermione's individual worlds.
by shit, the crayon consumer March 25, 2025
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Sosh Media

n. (noun) Social Media. Introduced my Mark Zukerberg after the success of My Space and currently expanded by Elon Musk.
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Diary Media

Writing or venting feelings and thoughts on social media.
I just posted Diary Media on Facebook and it felt good.
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Social Media Researcher (SMR)

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.
Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."
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The Media

Is trying to break people, Chat. See, the conclusion is always the exact opposite of what is actually the case.
Hym "So, I'm watching this video about the Knights Templar and how they have ties to the pirates and how it can be traced to modern politics and the conclusion he draws is that the Templars are trying to get revenge for the persecution of men who value intellect and science... But really it's the persecution of fat-cocks. The conclusion is always the exact opposite of reality. They were demonized during the Roman Empire and historically for fucking all of the women and then they installed the fat-cock dictatorship and society collapsed. And now... The Media is doing this to me for crying Fat-Cock dictatorship. Likely at the behest of the government. The got the celebrities in on it. All to defend their solipsistic fat cock incest cult."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
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