Definitions by jurnt

cocaine cubicle

A special team meeting in a private cubicle where one or more people go to 'powder their nose'. Every half hour.

Person 1: Have you seen tonight's entertainment?

Person 2: Yeah. I just heard them in the 'cocaine cubicle.'

cocaine cubicle by jurnt March 31, 2026

High Street

There's 'High Street' and there's 'High Street'.

1) I was meandering down High Street when I noticed my Bank Managers' window blinds were drawn tight against the world.

2) Big Dave was drifting down High Street sat on his couch listening to Afroman.

High Street by jurnt March 30, 2026

brown medal 

Accolade awarded to the potter of the brown.

By the power vested in me, in the name of all bottomists I award you the much coveted brown medal.
Arise, my ass bandit, in the name of all that is good.

brown medal by jurnt September 6, 2025

brown medal 

the medal awarded for finishing last

Next the award for last place. And the Brown Medal goes to ...

brown medal by jurnt September 4, 2025