Blastapopoulos

Bloon subspecies. A large orange blimp with the ability to "overheat" with enough heat on it. It is also one of the strongest Bloons in the species. Also a boss in Bloons Tower Defense 6.

Blastapopoulos is very difficult to defeat!

by okaytheniguess October 11, 2024

Blastoising

The act of being ejaculated in the anus, and then invaginating your anus with your arm to spray all of the liquids out of your anus. The prolapse is similar to the Pokémon, Blastoise's tail, and the liquid spray is similar to Blastoise's attacks, Water Gun and Hydro Cannon, but the similarity of either Blastoise attack depends on the intensity of the climax.

Michael was blastoising Ava in the bathroom.

by BangalangMan February 1, 2025

Blasting the ‘Pon

The act of a woman forcibly inserting a tampon into their vagina whilst on their period.

Christopher walked in to the bathroom to find Jenny, perched over the toilet, blasting the ‘pon.

by CamoCrocs69420 March 17, 2026

Blastfemur

When a man blasts his nut so deep his femur gets wedged in the bitch

Dude I just blastfemured your mom

by anonymous February 10, 2025

BLASTAGE

A BLASTAGE is basically a BLARPAGE but it blasts out and if it comes out your butt it basically sharts everywhere and gets on everything.

That BLASTAGE was so big and went everywhere.

by BLARPAGEONSTICK February 24, 2025

Blasternating

Verb. Occurs when somebody royally f#cks his or her self by putting another individual on blast when they had no business what-so-ever telling Anybody at all a truth told to them in secret!

Karen wasn't invited to the party because last time she came she kept blasternating Amanda and Amanda's going to be at her loose tongued ass if she sees her because she told everybody that Amanda had a huge black dildo in her purse.

by Fanny Fatter from Frittersvill April 19, 2025

Blasternating

Verb. Occurs when somebody royally f#cks his or her self by putting another individual on blast when they had no business what-so-ever telling Anybody at all a truth told to them in secret!

Karen wasn't invited to the party because last time she came she kept blasternating Amanda and Amanda's going to beat her loose tongued ass if she sees her because she told everybody that Amanda had a huge black dildo in her purse.

by Fanny Fatter from Frittersvill April 19, 2025