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Blasting the ‘Pon

The act of a woman forcibly inserting a tampon into their vagina whilst on their period.
Christopher walked in to the bathroom to find Jenny, perched over the toilet, blasting the ‘pon.
The act of reiterating exactly the same thing your friend literally just said, causing a cloud of annoyance and awkwardness amongst the group.
Colin: "Guys, I just ordered 5000 condoms online."
Wyatt: "Oh, I was just about to say, I ordered 5000 condoms online too!"
-_-
Colin: "Wyatt, quit Jeffing me."
Dylan: "Yeah, you're such a Jeff!"
Jeffing by CamoCrocs69420 April 8, 2015