A person who takes sports to seriously to the point of being a dick to anyone who doesn't believe in there false sense of importance.
Jeff just threw a golf club because he missed the shot then blamed it on me, this dick whiffle needs a fucking break.
by FireBall Pants June 9, 2017
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Get the festive whiffs mug.You wipe your ass with 2 fingers preferably the second or third wipe after crapping 💩 & then you go wipe those fingers on a friend’s nose 👃 while they are sleeping 😴
In Army boot 🥾 Truong kept fucking off & getting our squad in trouble so we gave him a Stanley Whiffer after he fell asleep 💤
by Cooper Moses February 5, 2019
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Get the Titty whiffler mug.is a viscous hard working man who just loves pussy. Olly is a great soccer Player but also great at every other sport. If he wants to he can steal ur girl and even sometimes your wife and you won’t care bc he would rip your head off
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Get the penil whiffer mug.Alternative phrases for da "no whiffs, brands, or butts" saying could be either, "no sniffs i.e., what nasally-offended people would frowningly do when they "whiff" the offensive/irritating smell of a cigarette's being puffed, blands instead of "brands" --- as in Marlboros or Winstons --- this word would refer to "lights", as in, non-full-flavor cancer-sticks, or butts", or "no odifs i.e., actions that are odiferous, wands i.e., long tubular objects, or butts".
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