polish wad 

A large quantity of cash bills of low denomination wrapped with a single bill of high denomination, thus giving the impression of greater wealth than one actually possesses.

Dude is banking! Oh, wait, that's just a polish wad.

polish wad by Professor Fishwheels March 18, 2010

ass wad

when u shove dicks and dildos up yo ass

why u ass wad

ass wad by MARYJXTV_ May 1, 2015

Dick wad 

a person that steals other people's ideas for the sole purpose of trying to be cool around people that don't care about them.

Humberto: Hey I'm gonna let my hair grow out. It's totally original

Jeff: I did that last year and you called it gay so it's not.

Humberto: Technically I am.

Jeff: Technically? So that means no.

Humberto: But at least I'm gonna get ladies now

Jeff: God damnit you're such a dick wad

Dick wad by Heff Garsha August 16, 2010

penis wad 

A penis that has been tied into a knot which may or may not include the scrotum. Also used when describing a person who is similarly mixed up and causing some form of annoyance.

Damn it Matthew you penis wad, this is the third time this week you messed up the money.

penis wad by Jonathan Gunz February 20, 2005

Turd wad

When you fart and a fart doesn't come out

Dude I just blew a turd wad

Turd wad by bbq13 March 13, 2008

connector wad 

When putting up christmas lights and all cords amass in one outlet to form one huge bundle of plugs and outlets.

Clark Griswold: Hey Eddie, hand me the connector wad so i can turn night into day man with all the Christmas lights!
Eddie: Sounds good Clark, I'll get the kids!

connector wad by Brian V. Harris December 28, 2007

Sketch Wad

n. (noun) A person who you arent sure if you clearly understand their intentions and also are not sure if they understand their intentions. A person you would not leave alone in your house.

Leigh: I am not sure If we should leave Mike here while we both aren't home.

Josh: Yeah, I am pretty sure he is a sketch wad.

Sketch Wad by CS JW March 8, 2009