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salty vanilla cock-vomit 

The white, sperm containing liquid ejected from a mans penis during ejaculation.
Morris looked deep into Karen's good eye whilst his overweight body jerked and writhed, pounding his tummy banana deep into her lady cave. Just at that moment, Morris's eyes rolled back into his chubby skull as he pumped his salty vanilla cock-vomit deep inside her. Giving rise to yet another unwed wee little bastard.
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fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick 

All I really want...
Hey Chad! could you please fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick?

Google Vomit 

The act of deliberately ensuring fowl, lewd, and generally obscene search results as the most popular results for any given thing entered into Google. Often used to shamble someone’s name, and generally requires a lot of people to participate in the vomiting for it to be successful.
Jane: I tried to look up information about Rick Santorum on Google and got search results talking about anal sex feces, who the hell is hacking Google?

Tom: Nobody’s hacking Google, they are just vomiting on it.

Jane: What?

Tom: it's called a Google Vomit when poele deliberetly skew search results on Google.

Jane: Oh, OK now I get it.
Google Vomit by Like50Rednecks March 9, 2011

Frog Vomit 

when one spooges all over ones stomoch during spooning.
chick "omg spoonin :P"
dude "shit premature!"
chick 'OH NO Lick it up!"
dude "what frog vomit it?"
Frog Vomit by pube_master_of_doom November 29, 2007

Vomity-vomit 

Something extremely unpleasant, especially when involving discharging of liquidy substances through the mouth; Opposite of a blasty-blast.
Christpopher Joel: " Hey there, how was your day?"

Sabrina Eleani: "Merrr, horrible, it was a total vomity-vomit!"
Vomity-vomit by ChristaPhooo February 13, 2010

Soundbite Vomit

The lies and meant-for-TV comments of politicians, especially during televised campaigns.
During the recent GOP debates, candidated Donald Trump said "We should ban all Muslims from the United States", spewing forth yet another memorable soundbite vomit.
Soundbite Vomit by Marin Writer October 7, 2016

Finger Vomit 

when your fingers text faster than your brain wants them to resulting in a text message you really regret
"fuck I just confessed my love to Sally"

"shit man don't finger vomit"
Finger Vomit by tomballsack August 31, 2016