Astro vacuum

In space, a creampie would technically not drip out like on earth. The partner would have to suck the nut out of her vagina, hence the astro vacuum.

Yeah man no gravity so I had to astro vacuum her, shit was whack.

by Teachmehowtodougie December 30, 2018

Vacuum

On a very cold weather, a man's ballsack sucks into a size of a small plum. If sucked in too much it begins to hurt and the male is unable to walk.

Dave: Oi Bob, it's fucking cold out here.

Bob: Fuck me, help me out will ya just got vacuumed.

by Meowpop February 12, 2017

Licking a girl's ass while her legs are on my shoulder and she is sucking/cleaning the floor with her mouth

I took my girl to the basement and did the German vacuum to clean it.

by German128 October 6, 2025

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you

by mista>dave July 31, 2017