A woman so desperate for a man, ANY man, that she'll suck him off while he's eating at the kitchen table.
She'll do any man, any way, any time. She's like a bitch under the kitchen table waiting for some scraps to fall.
by Jez Me September 25, 2010
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Broads be calling us the Sailors of the South Mouth, a regular Brigadier General of the clit ...shit them hoes over there know me as Capt VanGyner the saltiest of all them Undercarriage Marauders.
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A shadow government ran by intellectuals, theorists, and other people who are tired of the abuse from their big government.
by Type2GenomeManiac June 9, 2017
Get the Under State mug.'Under His eye' is a parting phrase used by Christian Reconstructionists to wish one protection under the eye of God, as he/she departs. The specific theology behind this popular locution lies in 2 Chronicles 16:9.
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Get the Under-levered mug.Where a man commits a genital-related crime, and the victim of the crime sets out for a genital-related revenge. This can be done in many ways, including;
1) An unprovoked balltap, and the reciever of the balltap tries to return it
2) A man cheats on his girlfriend, and after the breakup the ex will then cockblock him
In the above examples, the victims are working towards revenge on the genitals, putting the perpetrator's penis under punishment.
1) An unprovoked balltap, and the reciever of the balltap tries to return it
2) A man cheats on his girlfriend, and after the breakup the ex will then cockblock him
In the above examples, the victims are working towards revenge on the genitals, putting the perpetrator's penis under punishment.
1) That asshole balltapped me outta nowhere, im putting his penis under punishment
2) John cheated on me last week, so now im so gonna put his penis under punishment this friday!
2) John cheated on me last week, so now im so gonna put his penis under punishment this friday!
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