Porridge Trumpet 

Manhood, Penis, Cock, Tallywacker, Hampton,

"She slid up and down his Porridge Trumpet!"

Porridge Trumpet by Raffandjeff February 21, 2009

low trumpet 

an unpleasant or rude person. Especially someone who doesn't realize just how obnoxious they truly are.

See that Brown student over there? The one telling everyone how he spent a semester at Harvard and how number theory is pretty much the best thing ever? He's a low trumpet if I ever saw one.

low trumpet by Baba Gaga June 3, 2010

Bellend trumpet 

The release of air from the inflated skin on the end of a penis when blown up.

The colliery band will be pleased with my trumpet, on your knees and give it some puff, this bellend trumpet will be the best horn of all time...

Bellend trumpet by Micky Willy January 19, 2014

Meat Trumpet 

A penis that needs to be blowed.

I was so horny that I asked my girlfriend to blow my meat trumpet.

Meat Trumpet by BrainPhrozen December 7, 2014

Rusty Trumpet

Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet

Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !

Rusty Trumpet by SoggyBottomz October 7, 2016

chocolate trumpet

When a person eats another person's ass while performing a glorious reach around hand job in the style of a trumpet.

Can you believe Cinnamon tried charging me $25 for that chocolate trumpet!

chocolate trumpet by El horchata August 24, 2017

Canadian trumpet 

When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.

Brandon had a wicked canadian trumpet solo after the habs game eh?

Canadian trumpet by Dirty Chaos August 23, 2018