A beef tornado occurs when a man stands in front of another man or woman and swings his penis around in a tornado-like fashion while screaming like a tornado siren
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by Chef's Fan Club September 25, 2006
Get the tornado mug.When a man wakes up with morning wood that is so solid that he needs to push down on his penis so hard that he rises onto his toes to pee.
Bob woke up to hear the birds singing and he smiled and stretched and went to the little boys room to deal with his tork.
by ~ryguy~ June 9, 2005
Get the tork mug.by spaceship June 11, 2006
Get the tork mug.A large fart accompanied by diarrhea and which the asshole is aimed toward the face of the victim thus spraying the victim with a funnel of noxious gas and poop pellets.
Joe: I hate you bob. Go suck a penis.
Bob: *Pulls down pants and moons Joe*
Joe: F*** you.
Bob: Take this Dutch Tornado B****! *SPLAAAAAT*
Joe: WHAT THE F***ing **** **** ***** a ***** the **** up yo ***** ****
Bob: *Pulls down pants and moons Joe*
Joe: F*** you.
Bob: Take this Dutch Tornado B****! *SPLAAAAAT*
Joe: WHAT THE F***ing **** **** ***** a ***** the **** up yo ***** ****
by I HATE ALEX November 7, 2010
Get the Dutch Tornado mug.Created by a Northern Virginian in the late 1970s by combining tired and horked to create a word that means exasperated, exhausted, frustrated, and annoyed. Word was created as part of a class project to create new or combination words in the same manner as those found in the Jabberwocky poem.
The phrase caught on and spread throughout several Northern VA schools in the late 70s and early 80s. Frequent relocation of people to and from the area is the probable cause of the continued spread of the phrase. The phrase, by the early 80s, had evolved to generally mean mad or angry - not necessarily exasperated and tired. Popular variation in the 80s was "totally torked".
Possible variation or parallel development is "I am torqued" which is based upon "torqued" which means something that that is twisted, possibly to the point of being under stress though over tightening.
The phrase caught on and spread throughout several Northern VA schools in the late 70s and early 80s. Frequent relocation of people to and from the area is the probable cause of the continued spread of the phrase. The phrase, by the early 80s, had evolved to generally mean mad or angry - not necessarily exasperated and tired. Popular variation in the 80s was "totally torked".
Possible variation or parallel development is "I am torqued" which is based upon "torqued" which means something that that is twisted, possibly to the point of being under stress though over tightening.
"I'm totally torked. I had to listen to him drone on for over 10 minutes about something totally irrelevant."
by Amy Gish May 30, 2006
Get the torked mug.Noun (1): The sound made from the contact of an illegal Mexican immigrant's head and a D-cell Maglite
Noun (2): A derogatory term for an illegal alien crossing from the United State's extremely porous southern boarder, originating from the sound made from the contact of an illegal Mexican immigrant's head and a D-cell Maglite
Verb: The act of hitting the head of either an illegal Mexican immigrant or another person with either a D-cell maglite or similar object
Noun (2): A derogatory term for an illegal alien crossing from the United State's extremely porous southern boarder, originating from the sound made from the contact of an illegal Mexican immigrant's head and a D-cell Maglite
Verb: The act of hitting the head of either an illegal Mexican immigrant or another person with either a D-cell maglite or similar object
Boarder Patrol: "Yeah, I bagged that damned tonk before he made it to the freeway!"
"Shut up before I tonk your dumbass."
"Shut up before I tonk your dumbass."
by MitchD December 28, 2005
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