sportscraft pants

Pants worn by middle aged portly chaps in Eastwood

You look great in your sportscraft pants there!

by JALDLSP May 1, 2018

try pants

In the gaming world, try pants is a term used to signal that a player is going to put in effort.

Fred: damn your score sucks

Joe: I'm putting my try pants on.

by Virendar September 27, 2011

No Pants November

Once it is November 1st, everyone in the world is going to go pant less the entire month.

“Where are your pants Connor?!? We are in the middle of church!!”
“Chillll preacher, it’s No Pants November!!!!”

by mcdarmaid October 19, 2019

pants bologna

male genetalia, (penis)

The party was going fine until eddie whipped out his pants bologna and sent the women running.

by hamburgerhat December 21, 2006

Bossy pants

A domineering, strong willed, powerfully dictatorial person...... but gets shit done!

Bossy pants just ordered everyone to get in line for lunch orders.

by Namaste June 4, 2018

Rubber pants

Rubber pants are baggy, balloon styled panties that are pulled on over top of a baby's diapers, usually cloth diapers, to help prevent leaking, and to prevent the soiling and wetting of outer clothing worn by the baby, and to keep surrounding furnishings dry and clean.

Rubber pants are manufactured out of 100% vinyl/plastic, have gathered elasticized waistband and leg hole openings, and pull-on like panties. Rubber pants are most commonly used in households with babies wearing cloth diapers.

Rubber pants are also used for the purpose of toilet training a baby from the stage of diapers, to the stage of underpants.

"Gerber" and "Babykins" are two specific names that manufacture rubber pants for babies today.

by Lorraine Jorgenson July 14, 2006

Captain Pants

When a man believes he is running a tight ship but in reality his girlfriend is the one who calls the shots in the relationship.

Depending on the level of control the girlfriend exerts, the man maybe designated as one of the following;

1. Sailor Pants
2. Captain Pants
3. Admiral Pants

And the ultimate....
4. Lord Nelson Pants

'Hey Captain Pants, would you like a Baby Sham?'

Alternatively when referring to the individual, his 'Pants Rank' is sufficient;

'Sailor, what time is your Mrs arriving?'

'I hear Alicia moved in and promoted Matt to Admiral... suppose that's the last we will see of him'

by Carminator April 6, 2009