pants bologna

male genetalia, (penis)
The party was going fine until eddie whipped out his pants bologna and sent the women running.
by hamburgerhat December 19, 2006
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turlet eel

a long skinny turd that wraps around the inside of the turlet bowl.
I just dropped a turlet eel so long it made a 360 around the bowl. There was no room left for turlet paper.
by hamburgerhat December 19, 2006
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