Grandma Slang

Words and phrases that elderly people say to eachother that only they know the meanings of.

Grandma Ellen: That's just a hoot and a half!
Jack: What does that mean?
Sam: I don't know; it's grandma slang.

by Dragon Slayer from Colorado August 5, 2012

Grandma's Soup

A sexual act in which the male inserts a ladle inside an old female partner's vaginal cavity, and fills the end of the ladle with various vaginal juices from the old female partner. The male then dips his balls in the vaginal fluids at the end of the ladle, and fucks the old female in the butt hole.

Dude, I gave my friend's mom the old 'Grandma's Soup' and she gave me her number.

by Obama's Ankles December 2, 2010

Grandma's Attic

Referring to a woman's anus. Child word of Uhaul, referring to a vagina.

I heard you got to ride the uhaul last night. Did you get any time in Grandma's attic?!?

by spamthet January 26, 2011

grandma's dicky

noun used to say that something is not likely to ever happen. if used to explain a person it means that that person is not likely to do anything for you

"That will happen like grandma's dicky"

"Hey look its Jack, Grandma's dicky!"

by Johnson & Opex October 13, 2007

Grandma Marie’d it

To drop your take out order of food whilst running to answer a ringing telephone to still miss the call.

Sally grandma Marie’d It and our pizza had dirt in it.

by Syd67 June 7, 2018

grandma spammed

Receiving multiple forwarded emails containing useless, sappy, moronic, or otherwise unwanted information from an elderly female.

I checked my email to look for your message, but I couldn't find it in the long list of forwarded junk mail from my mother. I've been grandma spammed !

by Jane Ruby-Moose February 18, 2011

Grandma Shurley

A bitchass, eccentric, absent-minded old woman who drinks hoards of red wine and wonders why her kids are all such losers, but points the finger at everyone but herself - all while shuffling to and fro to feed her masses of cats and dogs.

"Dude, did you see that woman?"

"Who? The one across the street with the curlers and all the freaking animals who bitches to herself all the time?"

"Yeah! Man, I hope I don't become a Grandma Shurley like that when I get old!"

by Shayna Yelruhs March 22, 2009