holier than thou douchebag

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth because of their conspicuous convictions in a higher power.

I'm sick of that holier than thou douchebag telling me it's okay that I'm a sinner.

by Sinner777 December 5, 2009

Better Dead than Red

Better Dead than Red pretty much means that it is better to die than to be communist. It was used a lot during the western side of the Cold War. It will sometimes be used in the modern-day but mainly online.

Communism is on the rise! If I am wrong though, better dead than red.

by USAFRAF August 25, 2020

Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.

"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."

by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022

someone better than me

you, obviously

me: do you know someone better than me
you: of course i do, it's me
me: omg so true

by max,harris May 13, 2022

harder than Chinese calculus

A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.

That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."

by Chris4444 January 9, 2012

crazier than a fish with titties

To be extremely crazy. Originates from part 13 of R.kelly's 'trapped in the closet', a epic 22 part 'hip-hopera' saga.

Smoking weed in here tron? that is crazier than a fish with titties!

by Ebonyks August 20, 2007

Sicker than your average

To be better than the average. A little bit better than normal. Originated in Biggie Small's song "Hypnotize".

My car is sicker than your average.

by Eurostance November 28, 2010