bed tent

An erection in the morning that makes your covers look like a tent

"Yeah I slept really well last night, woke up with a bed tent"

by lungdick October 25, 2015

Cunt tent

When a vagina is loose enough to be stretched over your head. Not to be confused with the word content.

It was so cold outside so I used my cunt tent to keep warm.

by Thenig187 April 19, 2018

honey tent

Word used for an outdoor party where you invite girls (or guys) back your home/tent/air bnb pad based on the allure of free things "the honey", but actually you're planning a gang bang

Yo, it's a holiday weekend-- let's link with a few of the bros and rent a sick Air BnB in the Ozarks

Word bro...let's grab some kegs too and invite some thots back--- you thinking what I'm thinking?!?!

HONEY TENT MY G!!

HONEY TENT!!!!! Whole lotta gang shit!!

by BigBDawg September 13, 2017

golden tent

A tent that holds the most divine prestigious phallus known the the gods of Olympus.

Wow Gary has a golden tent! Beautiful.

by Lord of Dicktionary January 25, 2018

Pump tent

A tent at festivals where people go for a root

Do you know if there is anyone in pump tent 9? I'm keen to tongue punch fioanas fartbox

by KegLegKevin June 25, 2018

Pitching tent

Having a rock-hard boner —usually involuntarily, and often a teenage phenomenon.

“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”

by Dutch Bra July 26, 2018

Unders Tent

A tent made out of stolen underpants taken from a crushes’ dirty laundry basket, created for the purpose of engaging in creepy behaviors.

“No, I don’t think I’m particularly creepy for watching bae’s live feed in my unders tent. The fact that I’m munching on her shedded eyelashes might push me over into creepster, though.

by Ms. Awful August 1, 2018