Definitions by Thenig187

Cunt tent

When a vagina is loose enough to be stretched over your head. Not to be confused with the word content.

It was so cold outside so I used my cunt tent to keep warm.

Cunt tent by Thenig187 April 19, 2018

Purple smurf

When you grab the base of your penis and balls and squeeze so hard that the whole unit turns purple.

I squeezed my cock and balls so hard that it turned into a purple smurf.

Purple smurf by Thenig187 September 7, 2017

Mud flaps

When an ass receives so much Intercourse that it becomes loose and resembles a loose vagina. Similar to meat curtains.

My asshole is so loose that I now have mud flaps.

Mud flaps by Thenig187 September 6, 2017

Cunt roller

When your vaginas lips are so loose that you need hair rollers to keep them in place.

My meat curtains are so loose that I need cunt rollers to tighten them.

Cunt roller by Thenig187 September 5, 2017