Cunt roller

When your vaginas lips are so loose that you need hair rollers to keep them in place.
My meat curtains are so loose that I need cunt rollers to tighten them.
by Thenig187 September 05, 2017
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Purple smurf

When you grab the base of your penis and balls and squeeze so hard that the whole unit turns purple.
I squeezed my cock and balls so hard that it turned into a purple smurf.
by Thenig187 September 07, 2017
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Mud flaps

When an ass receives so much Intercourse that it becomes loose and resembles a loose vagina. Similar to meat curtains.
My asshole is so loose that I now have mud flaps.
by Thenig187 September 06, 2017
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Cunt tent

When a vagina is loose enough to be stretched over your head. Not to be confused with the word content.
It was so cold outside so I used my cunt tent to keep warm.
by Thenig187 April 19, 2018
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