stretch armstrong

when you are doing a girl, you pick her up by her boobs and then swing her around

I started giving my bitch a stretch armstrong and she threw up all over me.

by Tom April 6, 2003

stretch

An insult to say to fatfuck people because they have stretch mark.

Hey Pam, why r u such a fatfuck stretch you mayo butter cunt slut.

by Kyle Smith July 6, 2004

stretching lip

when someone is talking crap or embeleshing the truth

Ashley is mad at Nataly so she talks bad about her with yvette and amy. Ashley is stretching lip about nataly

by NatalyBabe! August 19, 2008

stretch a sheep

having a crap

Brad ate nachos last night and now he has to stretch a sheep

by george4321 April 22, 2010

Stretchlemur

The act of fingering a small puppy, while lighting a blunt with a pencil, drawing a picture with your toes, listening to Duran Duran, and watching skat porn; To completely rape somebody in every aspect of everything and anything ever imagined in the whole entire universe.

Oh....damn....I just stretchlemurred the piss out of you.

by ChillyWilly321 May 21, 2011

Stretchy 8

When a woman has had tons of sex vaginally and anally, her holes (which resemble the number 8, especially when texting an iLady) get stretched out considerably. A stretchy 8 is also achieved by the modern lesbian as her partner might be a bit too ambitious when picking out the size of their strap on.

"I slept with this girl last night and could hardly feel that I was even inside her!! Talk about a stretchy 8 - after several kids and apparently tons of sex, her shit was loose as a goose!! She needs a vaginal rejuvenation or to get going on some kegal exercises!! Damn!!

by wildcatavm2 September 2, 2011

stretcherous

any road, ski slope, trail, beach or other venue of fun which may cause you to end up in an ambulance

The icy trails look stretcherous today.

by duff44 February 12, 2015