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The act of fingering a small puppy, while lighting a blunt with a pencil, drawing a picture with your toes, listening to Duran Duran, and watching skat porn; To completely rape somebody in every aspect of everything and anything ever imagined in the whole entire universe.
Oh....damn....I just stretchlemurred the piss out of you.
by ChillyWilly321 April 28, 2011

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