Spread Pelican

When a man ejaculates inside a woman's vagina, then she drains it in a cup and stores it in her mouth.

I hooked up with a Zeta last night, and when I woke up in the morning, she was totally Spread Pelican.

by wdkh February 20, 2009

Spreading

When you need to read quickly/at speed. It can also be when your just a naturally fast reader.

Keegan Worth started spreading late at night.
Drew Sandison is naturally good at spreading.

by PewdiepiePredator January 4, 2020

Super Spreader

A prostitute, gigolo, or overly promiscuous person during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Person 1: It appears that your mom may be a ho.
Person 2: That sucks... What has brought you to that conclusion?
Person 1: Because to everyone but you, she is known as the super spreader!

by CatPenis69 January 4, 2021

The Chocolate Spread

Getting your penis covered in shit after performing anal. Not wanting a dirty penis, you wipe the mess on to the arse cheeks as if your penis was a knife, spreading chocolate spread on toast.

Aaron: So dude i heard you did something wild last night with that chick

Brogan: Yeh i gave her a large helping of the chocolate spread

by Arthwani June 20, 2011

Spreading Nutella

When you wipe your ass but stop before its clean.

Man, he don`t know how to wipe himself. He`s just Spreading Nutella.

by jack_nasty69 August 6, 2017

Chicago Cheek Spread

When two people sleep butt to butt and interlock butt cheeks to conserve bed space.

J.T. and Kelton shared a bed last night in Abilene. They did the Chicago Cheek Spread because the bed was too small.

by turkeymuffins3 March 28, 2011

spreader

One who engages in the distribution of semen over their own face after reception of a facial.

Don't kiss Adrian's face, he's a spreader!

by Justinian the great January 2, 2009